tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-90220480524895825852024-02-08T10:48:26.224-08:00GALERY SAHABAT→ SMS LUCU AND NEW CHEAT UPDATE PB ←
!!OK!!CHEATERS PBhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11373199463398596836noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9022048052489582585.post-31063121472159695532011-06-08T23:09:00.000-07:002011-06-08T23:29:53.623-07:00Update Release Public Special Hacks 08 - 06 - 2011<div style="color: orange; text-align: center;"><b>Download :</b></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b><a href="http://adf.ly/1jaob"><span style="color: lime;">Click Here</span></a></b></div><div style="text-align: center;"></div><div style="text-align: center;"></div><div style="text-align: left;"><b style="color: orange;">Fitur :</b><br />
-)Wallhack<br />
-)1 Hit SG Pabrik<br />
-)1 Hit AWP Pabrik<br />
-)Burst AWP Kayu/Pabrik <br />
<b><br style="color: orange;" /><span style="color: orange;">Hotkey :</span></b><br />
-)Wallhack : SHIFT<br />
-)1 Hit SG Pabrik : Auto On [Tidak usah Off]<br />
-)1 Hit AWP Pabrik : Auto On [Tidak Usah Off]<br />
-)Burst AWP Kayu/Pabrik : Auto On [Tidak Usah Off]<br />
(tembakan terus jngan Quick Change/alias <b><span style="color: red;">Kocok ja</span></b>..)<br />
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<b><span style="color: orange;">Cara pakai :</span></b><br />
[-]Download Cheat yang diatas!!!!<br />
[-]Buka PB<br />
[-]Buka Cheat<br />
[-]Start Pb nya<br />
[-]tekan Inject Fullhack<br />
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<b style="color: red;"><br />
NB :</b><br />
-Work <b><span style="color: red;">ALL Windows</span></b><br />
-Gunakan Timming WH nya dengan Tepat<br />
(Pakai Sistem <b><span style="color: red;">On/Off</span></b>)<br />
-Burst Biasanya 1/2x belum keluar , coba kocokan terus pasti keluar Peluru bnyak <br />
(<b style="color: red;">60 peluru/Tembakan</b>)<br />
-Untuk 1 Hit SG Tidak ada Off nya jadi Aman....<br />
-Silahkan Copas/<b><span style="color: red;">C@P</span></b> asalkan Jngan lupa Credit + Greetz nya<b><span style="color: lime;"> </span></b></div><div style="text-align: left;"></div><div style="text-align: left;"><b><span style="color: lime;">Credits :</span></b></div><div style="text-align: left;"><b><span style="color: lime;">aL D'Wanted</span></b></div><div style="text-align: left;"><b><span style="color: lime;"> </span></b></div><div style="text-align: left;"><b><span style="color: lime;"> </span></b></div><div style="text-align: left;"><b><span style="color: lime;"> </span></b></div><div style="text-align: left;"></div><div style="text-align: left;"><b><span style="color: lime;">Thank You to :</span></b></div><div style="text-align: left;"><b><span style="color: lime;">- andri </span><span style="color: lime;"> </span></b></div>CHEATERS PBhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11373199463398596836noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9022048052489582585.post-53497827745356464882011-06-01T07:37:00.000-07:002011-06-01T08:10:40.736-07:00Update Cheat WH 1 juni 2011wew..... CEPAT KALI BUGTRAPNYA!!!<br />
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NIH AMBIL AJA CHEAT UPDATE 1 JUNI...<br />
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<a href="http://www.ziddu.com/download/15206616/WallhackAllWindows01-06-2011.rar.html">http://www.ziddu.com/download/15206616/WallhackAllWindows01-06-2011.rar.html</a><br />
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<b style="color: orange;">Fitur : </b><br />
-Wallhack<br />
-1 Hit Wp Smke<br />
<b><br style="color: orange;" /><span style="color: orange;">Cara penggunaan :</span></b><br />
-Download Cheat Dari pekalongan Cheater<br />
-Extract File<br />
-Pindahkan file brnama "<b style="color: red;">msvcr100.dll</b>" Ke System 32<br />
(biasanya terletak Di Data C - WINDOWS - <b style="color: red;">System 32</b>)<br />
-Buka PB<br />
-Buka Cheat<br />
-Start Nunggu HackShield Selesai<br />
-Tekan Inject<br />
<b style="color: orange;"><br />
Cara pakai Hotkeynya :</b><br />
-Tekan <span style="color: red;">insert</span> Saat Loading Screnn Sebelum Log in agar Tahan lama<br />
(Loading PB sebelum Memasukan ID dan password)<br />
<b style="color: red;"><br />
NB :</b><br />
-Tested By Me Langsung Window Xp Pack 2 Selama 2 Jam No BT<br />
-<b style="color: red;">Jngan Sering tekan Insert</b> Karena akan menyebabkan BT<br />
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GAK PAKE PASSWORD LANGSUNG AJA!!!<br />
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JANGAN LUPA FOLLOW EA!!!!CHEATERS PBhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11373199463398596836noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9022048052489582585.post-44545294982224126102011-05-31T15:18:00.000-07:002011-05-31T16:17:56.639-07:00Update Cheat WH 31 MAY 2011NIH GAN... PARA AGAN-AGAN YANG INGIN JUGA CHEATNYA NIH LANGSUNG AJA!!!<br />
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<a href="http://www.4shared.com/get/eZr_WEeJ/Wallhack_Update_31-05-2011.html">http://www.4shared.com/get/eZr_WEeJ/Wallhack_Update_31-05-2011.html</a><br />
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<b style="color: orange;"><br />
Fitur :</b><br />
-Wallhack Update<br />
<b><br style="color: orange;" /><span style="color: orange;">Hotkey :</span></b><br />
-Active Menu On : Insert<br />
-Pilih Menu : Arah bawah/Panah bawah<br />
-On Cheat : Arah panah Kanan (->)<br />
-Off Cheat : Arah Paanah Kiri (<-)<br />
<b><br style="color: orange;" /><span style="color: orange;">Cara Pakai :</span></b><br />
-Buka PB<br />
-Buka Cheat<br />
-Start Pb<br />
-Inject Wallhack 31-05-11<br />
<b style="color: red;"><br />
Nb :</b><br />
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-Seperti Biasa <b style="color: red;">Tidak Boleh Klik kanan</b><br />
-Hnya Work DI Window Xp 2 Dan Pack 3<br />
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ITU SENGAJA AKU BERI PASSWORD...<br />
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MUDAH SEKALI KO'.....<br />
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CLUE : SESUDAH TANGGAL 3??? 1,2,3, ..... ,5,6,7<br />
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WEW.... UDAH DI KASIH TUH!!!! ISI YANG KOSONG TUH AGAN2CHEATERS PBhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11373199463398596836noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9022048052489582585.post-24659648286919476252011-05-24T12:34:00.000-07:002011-05-31T14:14:31.301-07:00WALL HACK versi 24 maynih langsung aja download..... <br />
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<a href="http://www.4shared.com/file/Wei_0Plu/Ridhotherock_private.html">http://www.4shared.com/file/Wei_0Plu/Ridhotherock_private.html</a><br />
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passwordnya tanyain aja k FB gw yah...<br />
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<a href="http://www.facebook.com/alfikri.4l%20">http://www.facebook.com/alfikri.4l </a><br />
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kirim pesan aja ama wa,,,<br />
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nanti gw akan kasih agan,,,,,<br />
mudah kan??? heheheheheCHEATERS PBhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11373199463398596836noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9022048052489582585.post-68679111776683602182011-04-02T01:24:00.000-07:002011-04-02T01:24:37.610-07:00LOVE U<a href="http://www.4shared.com/file/BF8N4D2v/hm_online.html">http://www.4shared.com/file/BF8N4D2v/hm_online.html</a><br />
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KLIK yang diatas.,.,., yang berjudul LOVE UCHEATERS PBhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11373199463398596836noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9022048052489582585.post-80262080456742188652010-12-23T03:22:00.000-08:002011-05-31T14:13:40.370-07:00Kumpulan SMS lucu , kocak , jail<div class="pd-rating" id="pd_rating_holder_94580_post_1268" style="display: inline-block;"><span style="float: left;"> </span><div id="rating_info_94580_post_1268" style="background: url("http://i0.poll.fm/images/ratings/info.png") no-repeat scroll 3px 2px transparent; cursor: pointer; display: block; float: left; height: 16px; width: 16px;"><span style="display: none;">i</span></div><span style="clear: both;"> </span><div id="PDRTJS_94580_post_1268_msg" style="float: left; padding-left: 5px; text-align: left;">16 Votes</div><img alt="Quantcast" border="0" height="1" src="http://pixel.quantserve.com/pixel?a.1=p-18-mFEk4J448M&a.2=p-ab3gTb8xb3dLg&labels.1=type.polldaddy.rating" style="display: none;" width="1" /></div><span id="more-1268"></span><br />
<table border="1"><tbody>
<tr> <td align="center" bgcolor="#0033ff" colspan="2"> <h1><span style="color: #ccffcc;"><strong>SMS LUCU</strong></span></h1></td> </tr>
<tr> <td align="center" width="3%"><strong>1</strong></td> <td>Luw it _ABCDAsix<br />
Bae b9t<br />
Care<br />
D_best DaAaHLuw jg_EFGHEasy Going<br />
Funky<br />
Gaul<br />
HumoRizEmm tp 5y9 _IJKL I am<br />
Just<br />
Kidding<br />
Lho<br />
Hehehe</td> </tr>
<tr> <td align="center" bgcolor="#666666" width="3%"><strong>2</strong></td> <td>U g jadiin cakep ya?CLiÑk+o(. .)o wah!<br />
(. . . .)monyet!<br />
Sorry!<br />
1x lg ya!CLiÑk+<) . . (><br />
( (oo) ) oOps!..<br />
BaBi?!<br />
NyeraH gw!<br />
U ssh DiUbah jd cakep <img alt=";)" class="wp-smiley" src="http://s1.wp.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif?m=1218663749g" /> </td> </tr>
<tr> <td align="center" width="3%"><strong>3</strong></td> <td>HATI-HATI jgn suka memendam cinta..Klo ga pnykt2 cinta siap mengancam..Daftar” penyakit cinta berbahaya:<br />
1.HIV : Hanya Impian Velaka.<br />
2.AIDS : Akibat Impian Dipendam Setahun.<br />
3.PMS : Pedihnya Menanti Sentuhanmu. 4.SARS : Sakit Akibat Rasa Suka.<br />
5.TBC : Tekanan Bathin Cinta.<br />
6.SAKAW : SAkit KArena engkaW.<br />
7.PUSING : ya minum obat dong!!!<br />
Hehehe..</td> </tr>
<tr> <td align="center" bgcolor="#666666" width="3%"><strong>4</strong></td> <td>Hai orang2 beriman janganlah kmu meminum minuman keras!!Karna it adlah minuman setan & jika kmu truz meminumny, nanti setanny minum ap???Hehehe</td> </tr>
<tr> <td align="center" width="3%"><strong>5</strong></td> <td>C4tu-cAtU<br />
Ak ChayanK Km..Dua-duA<br />
aK CinTa km..TiGa-ti9a<br />
KanGeN am Km..Satu Dua Tiga<br />
B00nk Semuanya..<br />
Hehe XP</td> </tr>
<tr> <td align="center" bgcolor="#666666" width="3%"><strong>6</strong></td> <td>BuAh naNgKa buAh dRen…<br />
gX NyngKa 9w kreN…bUah kDoNgdoNk buAh ManGgiz…<br />
y DUNk 9w mAniZ…Da gUla dA sEMut<br />
!H g!La 9w iMutDa lAda D cOleK<br />
!h Yg bCa jLeK<br />
HE9x…</td> </tr>
<tr> <td align="center" width="3%"><strong>7</strong></td> <td>Gw ngiri!Ngiriiii bgt ma lo!PoKoKe ngiri bgt d!Gw ngiri bgt ma lo!KNp si elo bs pny tmn cakep,keren,cool,smart,lucu,imut & ngegmezin kyk gw?Ha8x</td> </tr>
<tr> <td align="center" bgcolor="#666666" width="3%"><strong>8</strong></td> <td>Kuda apa yg plg dpt m’bwtmu bhagia?Jawabnya:KUDApat sms dr snowrex yg,<br />
cakep<br />
quTe,<br />
cool,<br />
asik,<br />
keren,gaul,<br />
&<br />
‘ga smb0ng..<br />
huahaha..=p</td> </tr>
<tr> <td align="center" width="3%"><strong>9</strong></td> <td>Kata org bulu mata qt akan jth kalau ad sseorang yg merindukan qt,jd aq akan snantiasa mrindukanmu trus,karna aq mw bulu matamu cpat hbz…PAZTI LUTCHU DECH</td> </tr>
<tr> <td align="center" bgcolor="#666666" width="3%"><strong>10</strong></td> <td>bNaRkH miToZ bNgOnG bqiN oRg gMpAnG k’SuRuPn ,?ah.. gW bLg ,?kLn bNgOn9 mKriN “gW” sH d’jMiN gK bKaL k’sRuPaN yG aD “kTeRuSaN” cBa dH ,!!hehe21x…</td> </tr>
<tr> <td align="center" width="3%"><strong>11</strong></td> <td>Cuy,Lw bz bnT w g?W mu kBur dr RmH 5kr9,tTn9ga w mLut’a pd eMbeR b9t,m5a w Lg jLn Z d’0mn9n,tRz d’tRiakinGene”W0Y DA ARTIS”1 RT kn jd pd mNt ft0 brn9</td> </tr>
<tr> <td align="center" bgcolor="#666666" width="3%"><strong>12</strong></td> <td>Amrik blh bgga pny liberty..Pariz blh bgga pny eiffel..Indo blh bgga pny monaz..Km jg hrz bngga pny tmn yg lucu n bae ky snowrex..Hahaha~</td> </tr>
<tr> <td align="center" width="3%"><strong>13</strong></td> <td>Prnhkah km b’pikirknp aq bgtu prhatian & syg s’X sm km?itu krn?ehmm..ehmm.. krn kata dokter,<br />
pasien cacat mental itu,btuh prhatian+ksh syg lbih!!<br />
he5x</td> </tr>
<tr> <td align="center" bgcolor="#666666" width="3%"><strong>14</strong></td> <td>Berapa hasil dari<br />
3 x + = ….Hasilnyahasil dari 3 x + =adalahhasilnya KENYANG Tw klo 3 kali tambah..</td> </tr>
<tr> <td align="center" width="3%"><strong>15</strong></td> <td><).”".(><br />
( (..)) ) km<br />
(( . )) Joget<br />
A./I.J UH,SeXy<br />
<)”"(><br />
(‘( )’)<br />
( @ )<br />
L/I.J<br />
<)”"(><br />
(‘( )’)<br />
( @ )<br />
A./IJ<br />
<)”"(><br />
(‘( )’)<br />
( @ )<br />
L/I.J</td> </tr>
<tr> <td align="center" bgcolor="#666666" width="3%"><strong>16</strong></td> <td>Ak tW..<br />
siaPa dY<br />
yG KAu chAyaNx..aK<br />
CeMbUrU..!aK<br />
KecEwa..!Tp..<br />
ApaKah daYakUKaU ttp<br />
jUa mEmiLih.. …;****;<br />
o( @..@ )o<br />
__”(—)” DIA..=xxx</td> </tr>
<tr> <td align="center" width="3%"><strong>17</strong></td> <td>.:##:.<br />
!! . . !!<br />
!! (” ‘))<br />
“> / / . ngUpil,,<br />
.:##:.<br />
!! – – !!<br />
!! o ) . .¡<br />
“> (‘ “) twing,,<br />
aq p’smbahkan upil in sbg tnda p’shbtan qt<br />
smpen y</td> </tr>
<tr> <td align="center" bgcolor="#666666" width="3%"><strong>18</strong></td> <td>MaeN rAkEt<br />
pda nyEmEs<br />
ada m0NyEt<br />
BcA sMsAda COpEt<br />
jLn LuRuS<br />
eH..mOnyEt<br />
bCa tRustKan6 pELeT<br />
nAiK mOtOr SmAsh,<br />
AdA MoNyEt<br />
kEta6iHaN bCa sMshE19x,CpE dEh</td> </tr>
<tr> <td align="center" width="3%"><strong>19</strong></td> <td>Ktika bunyi<br />
tiditt..tiditt..tiditt..Dgn jmpol knan<br />
C JELEK mmbka smsnaLaluIa brkataSialan Si CAKEP ngerjain gw!</td> </tr>
<tr> <td align="center" bgcolor="#666666" width="3%"><strong>20</strong></td> <td>Kl km terdampar di suatu t4 yg gk ad siapa2 n gk ad ap2 kecuali ak..Ap yg akn km lakukan.Forward sms ini ke smua tmn2 km n liat jawaban lucu mreka..Pliz..</td> </tr>
<tr> <td align="center" width="3%"><strong>21</strong></td> <td>TeraSi sRiKayA cMpur piZza,pErmiSi oR9 kAyA mO bUang pLz,bUah mArkisa<br />
bUah kEDonDoNg<br />
oRg sUsaH bLz dUnx..BL! PuLza bwa” Tempe 9a pnya puLza buang tU HP…he</td> </tr>
<tr> <td align="center" bgcolor="#666666" width="3%"><strong>22</strong></td> <td>Pgi-pgi..Bgn pgi..Mkn roti..Biar b’gizi..Tmbh tinggi.. Lama-lama..<br />
Jd..<br />
<)”.”".”(><br />
_( (0) )_<br />
_( ) ( )_<br />
piggy,.Hihi..</td> </tr>
<tr> <td align="center" width="3%"><strong>23</strong></td> <td>MnUm su2,mKn kWaCi,,<br />
gW LucHu?mKaSii,,,aD be2k,pGaNg gaLaH,<br />
Lo jLek?Ya iYa LaHNaEk kReTa,bLi kaDo,<br />
Ga Suka??BoDo,,Jln MaBeS,di TMII,,<br />
aYo blz kLo bRani,,.</td> </tr>
<tr> <td align="center" bgcolor="#666666" width="3%"><strong>24</strong></td> <td>Ak mimpi qt ada d’surga.Tp km ga blh msk!Ak bingung,jgn2 km bikin dosa.Ak tny malaikat knp km ga blh msk.Dy blg:”De..Peliharaannya jgn dibawa masuk!!”<br />
He..:-P</td> </tr>
<tr> <td align="center" width="3%"><strong>25</strong></td> <td><)”..(> manusia<br />
( (..)) itu kjam ya ? G d’sate truz(‘v’)<br />
(( ))<br />
ya..g Jga s’llu d’greng !()(. .)() ga jg..<br />
_( – )_<br />
G yg bca sms aman2 aj tuh !</td> </tr>
<tr> <td align="center" bgcolor="#666666" width="3%"><strong>26</strong></td> <td>(>*<) HaDiAh InI<br />
( __ ‘) HaNyA u/<br />
( _ , ) TmN DeKaT<br />
!_! _! SaJa!!(>*<) BRUT,,!!!!<br />
( __ ‘) _ ,-”"”-.<br />
(__ ,=)= :’ ( ) ):<br />
!_! _! — ‘-,,,,,-’</td> </tr>
<tr> <td align="center" width="3%"><strong>27</strong></td> <td>cRita tTg Tuhan Yesus N bikSu..Tuhan Yesus beLaH LauT,<br />
bikSu jG kT nYa bs.Tuhan Yesus beLaH LaNgiT,<br />
bikSu jG kT nYa bs.Tuhan Yesus beLah baTu keLuaR aiR,<br />
bikSu jG kT nYa bs.Cm 1 yG bikSu gA bs.. Tuhan Yesus beLah tenGah,<br />
bikSu gA bs..<br />
hehe21x…</td> </tr>
<tr> <td align="center" bgcolor="#666666" width="3%"><strong>28</strong></td> <td>Kmu adlh “TAI KEBO”<br />
.<br />
.<br />
Artiny;<br />
T_eman yg baiq<br />
A_sik<br />
I_mut<??><br />
K_eren(??)<br />
E_nak d ajk ngbrl<br />
B_aik ht<br />
O_ke bgt deh pkokny.<br />
Sebarkan k”TAI KEBO”yg laen y.<br />
He21x.</td> </tr>
<tr> <td align="center" width="3%"><strong>29</strong></td> <td>Demi kekayaan kita bersama’<br />
Aku janji,,,biarpun kamu jadi seperti ini:<br />
<) ” . . ” (><br />
( (. .) )<br />
Aku akan tetap jaga lilin sampai kau pulang ! !HE HE HE,,</td> </tr>
<tr> <td align="center" bgcolor="#666666" width="3%"><strong>30</strong></td> <td>Dukun santet,<br />
Lagi perang<br />
Situ m0nyet,<br />
Saya orangBeli sapu,<br />
Liat pelangi<br />
Kamu bau,<br />
Saya wangiMobil balap,<br />
Dari belanda<br />
Maap,<br />
Cuma bercandaHehe ^^</td> </tr>
<tr> <td align="center" width="3%"><strong>31</strong></td> <td>1 dTk2 mnT3 jm4 hr5 mngu 6 bLn<br />
7 thn<br />
slm p’pun kW mnunguku…<br />
Q tkkn brbah…<br />
Cz q…<br />
bKnLh p0weR ran9erS…<br />
hehe…</td> </tr>
<tr> <td align="center" bgcolor="#666666" width="3%"><strong>32</strong></td> <td>SMS ini tOtal ad 100% :4%=isenk18%=kangen6%=godain km14%=nyenengin km8%=ap aj deh Cari ap?<br />
Yg 50% ya ?<br />
50%=buat km tsenyum..</td> </tr>
<tr> <td align="center" width="3%"><strong>33</strong></td> <td>NNTN GOLEK mbil Minum Es,org JELEK lg bc SMZGatOt KACA Pke Bj MERAH,yg BC mulaI Marah..nNTN golek du2k D Bwh eh….org JELEK senyum” AJAH..HEhe</td> </tr>
<tr> <td align="center" bgcolor="#666666" width="3%"><strong>34</strong></td> <td>ANDA BOSAN<br />
tekan bawahMASIH BOSANtekan atas</td> </tr>
<tr> <td align="center" width="3%"><strong>35</strong></td> <td>. ‘ ; ‘ . Biarkan<br />
. () . Li2n in<br />
I I Menyala<br />
LI Tuk Menerangi<br />
&Menemani kmu mLm ini..<br />
Smoga kmu dpt uang yg bnyk&tak kepergok warga!!</td> </tr>
<tr> <td align="center" bgcolor="#666666" width="3%"><strong>36</strong></td> <td>Maaf masa aktif jomblo anda segera berakhir.<br />
Saldo umur anda sdh mencukupi untuk pacaran.<br />
Segera isi ulang hati anda sebelum masa hidup anda di dunia</td> </tr>
<tr> <td align="center" width="3%"><strong>37</strong></td> <td>Co it laki2..<br />
Laki2 it man..<br />
Man it bhs inggris..<br />
Bhs inggris it g gk ngerti..<br />
Jadi,,dr seluruh ap yg g jlsin,,g gk ngerti..Hahaha..</td> </tr>
<tr> <td align="center" bgcolor="#666666" width="3%"><strong>38</strong></td> <td>—-> Tken bwah kl kangentUh kan kangen…Eh mzih dtken lg.?!!Iy dEh tw,,<br />
9w mang ngangenin koqh..<br />
hAHahHAaha…69x.</td> </tr>
<tr> <td align="center" width="3%"><strong>39</strong></td> <td>pErhAtiaN2!!..BT,,cMBerut & gA mo0d dpT mEnyeBbkN krIpuT,,knTut2 bHkn TubUh mnCiuT ky LiLipuT,,9a bs ngEbuT kY sipuT,,mNdingN bCa sMz dr or9 imUt!!<br />
..(+_-)..</td> </tr>
<tr> <td align="center" bgcolor="#666666" width="3%"><strong>40</strong></td> <td>hari nie terasa gerah,,mata jd memerah,,tp pulza mci berlimpah,,dripada dsedot lintah,,tyuz gw muntah,, mendingan gw mez k org susah,,<br />
biar gw dapet berkah.. ^^</td> </tr>
<tr> <td align="center" width="3%"><strong>41</strong></td> <td>ccccc( .).),-.<br />
cc’,'( .).)ccccc( .).),-.<br />
cc’,'( .).)ccccc( .).) .. HP kM CaCinGan!<br />
..BanTinG aJ.. Ha5^^</td> </tr>
<tr> <td align="center" bgcolor="#666666" width="3%"><strong>42</strong></td> <td>cRita tTg Tuhan Yesus N bikSu..Tuhan Yesus beLaH LauT,<br />
bikSu jG kT nYa bs.Tuhan Yesus beLaH LaNgiT,<br />
bikSu jG kT nYa bs.Tuhan Yesus beLah baTu keLuaR aiR,<br />
bikSu jG kT nYa bs.Cm 1 yG bikSu gA bs.. Tuhan Yesus beLah tenGah,<br />
bikSu gA bs..<br />
hehe21x…</td> </tr>
<tr> <td align="center" width="3%"><strong>43</strong></td> <td>TnPa cNtA HdP Q gLp,<br />
TnP cnT HdP Q kZnG,<br />
TnP cnT hT Q hmPa,<br />
TnP cnT hT Q kRinG dAn TnP kMu,,,KeBuN biNaTanG sePi,,sePiiii bgT!</td> </tr>
<tr> <td align="center" bgcolor="#666666" width="3%"><strong>44</strong></td> <td>SnYuM sM oRg Tua tNd Ksih,,SnYuM sM aNak tNd SyNk,,SnYuM sM pCr tNd c!nTa,,SnYuM sM y9 qr!m sMz tNd NgfaNs,,ko msh SnYuM aj <img alt=":-)" class="wp-smiley" src="http://s2.wp.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif?m=1218663749g" /> , NgfaNs b9t Ya,,,!!!He..Ha,amien</td> </tr>
<tr> <td align="center" width="3%"><strong>45</strong></td> <td>Sin9k0n9 eMpUk??TaPe dEh<br />
Da9in9 diTuSuk?? SaTe dEh<br />
TmN’na jeNgKoL??PetE dEh<br />
PeDes” diuLeK?? CaBe dEh<br />
Yg Km Pe9an9?? HaPe dEh<br />
Yg ngrim sms ini?<br />
Sumpah Cakep DeH<br />
hixhix..</td> </tr>
<tr> <td align="center" bgcolor="#666666" width="3%"><strong>46</strong></td> <td>SeNyUmMu MANIZ..<br />
bAgAikAn EMAZ..mMqRknMu mMbwt Q CEMAZ..Ta2pAnMu mMbWt Q LEMAZ..SaaT Q LihaT WaJaHmU MELAZ..<br />
TrNyTa kW MiRip OMAZZZ,,<br />
Hhe</td> </tr>
<tr> <td align="center" width="3%"><strong>47</strong></td> <td>SaYaNk,saYaNk,saYaNk,saYaNk,,saYaNk bNgT kan<br />
kLo SmS Gratisnya<br />
ga dipake…<br />
hehehe… (^^,)</td> </tr>
<tr> <td align="center" bgcolor="#666666" width="3%"><strong>48</strong></td> <td>SELAMAT anda trgbung dlm LPGBS (lmbga prstuan ga blz sms) yg d dkung oleh PNP (prstan ngrit plza) & d sponsori oleh OPS (org plit sdunia) mga anda cpt kye….??</td> </tr>
<tr> <td align="center" width="3%"><strong>49</strong></td> <td>RUSAKNYA SILSILAH KELUARGABbrapa thn llu ktka q brusia 23,q mnikahi janda yg parasnya mnggoda.<br />
Janda ini pnya anak prmpuan brambut merah.Ayah q jtuh cinta dgnnya,mka mrkapun mnikah.<br />
Ini mnjadikan ayahku sbgai mnantuku&mngubah hdupku.<br />
AnakQ mnjadi ibuQ,sbb dy adlh istri ayahQ.<br />
Mnambah kruwetan hdpQ.<br />
Tp q sng,krn q akn sgera mmpunyai bayi.<br />
Bayiku kmudian mnjadi saudara tiri ayah,jd dia adlh pamanQ,mskipun klihatannya payah.<br />
Krn dy adlh pmanQ,mka dy jg jg saudara laki2,dr anak prmpuan janda,yg mana bagiQ dy ibu tiri.<br />
Istri ayahQ kmudian mmpunyai anak,mnjadikan brtambah lucu,yg kmudian mnjadi cucuQ,krn dy anak dr anak tiriQ.<br />
IstriQ skrg adlh ibu dr ibu tiriQ.Sbb mskipun dy adlh istriQ,dy jg adlh nenekQ.<br />
Jka istriQ adlh nenekQ,mka q adlh cucunya.N stiap mmkirkannya,aq jd tmbah gila.<br />
Krna skrg aq mnjadi kasus t’aneh yg prnah trjadi.<br />
Sbb sbgai suami nenekQ,aq jg mnjadi kakekQ sndiri.Bingung2 dah..</td> </tr>
<tr> <td align="center" bgcolor="#666666" width="3%"><strong>50</strong></td> <td>PliH slh 1 dr ni..<br />
1. Telpon Q bila Q ckep..<br />
2. Smz Q bila Q imut..<br />
3. MisS call Q bila Q modiZ..<br />
4. Jgn lakukan apa2 bila smuwany bnr..<br />
5.Krmin Q pulsa bila smuwanya salah…:-)<br />
hehehe…</td> </tr>
<tr> <td align="center" width="3%"><strong>51</strong></td> <td>Pesan ni hny<br />
bleh dibc org<br />
yg b’hdng<br />
mancung:cb lg…Mshkosng?mf,trnyta<br />
anda tdk<br />
mancung.,..<br />
COBA<br />
LG!Ye…maksa!<br />
UDAH<br />
TAU PeSek msh<br />
n9otot.<br />
<img alt=":-)" class="wp-smiley" src="http://s2.wp.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif?m=1218663749g" /> :-):-)</td> </tr>
<tr> <td align="center" bgcolor="#666666" width="3%"><strong>52</strong></td> <td>MASYAALLAH..<br />
ckep’a org yg agy bc smz ni..<br />
SUBHANALLAH..<br />
senyum’a top bnged..<br />
ALLAHHUAKBAR..<br />
dy pandai memikat hati..<br />
ASTAGHFIRULLAH..<br />
gw salah kirim smz..</td> </tr>
<tr> <td align="center" width="3%"><strong>53</strong></td> <td>Kt orang ,shbt itu brhrga<br />
bgt…Nilai prshbTn itu<br />
tinggi bgT…G nysel br tw skrg !!<br />
Coba dr dl…<br />
Pst ud pd g jual<br />
smw shbt2 g…Hehehe21x…</td> </tr>
<tr> <td align="center" bgcolor="#666666" width="3%"><strong>54</strong></td> <td> <pre>Kmu adlh "TAI KEBO"
.
.
Artiny;
T_eman yg baiq
A_sik
I_mut
K_eren
E_nak d ajk ngbrl
B_aik ht
O_ke bgt deh pkokny.
Sebarkan k"TAI KEBO"yg laen y.
He21x.</pre></td> </tr>
<tr> <td align="center" width="3%"><strong>55</strong></td> <td>Kegi2hNmu sprti<br />
“BUNG KARNO”<br />
KcrdAsNmu sprti<br />
“BUNG HATTA”<br />
KbrANianmu sprti<br />
“BUNG TOMO”daN….Saat qLiAt wjHmu sprti”BUNG KUSAN sampah”<br />
Hwa…ha.Haa,hee</td> </tr>
<tr> <td align="center" bgcolor="#666666" width="3%"><strong>56</strong></td> <td>Duuh..<br />
Sngnya<br />
HPny bnyi.,trs<br />
dBuka<br />
deh<br />
smznya..DKira<br />
dr<br />
pcrnyaPdhalnie<br />
cm<br />
aQ<br />
yg mw, nmpang<br />
buank<br />
bns SMZ…<br />
Hahihuheho..<br />
“PERMISI..yaAH,,,,,!!</td> </tr>
<tr> <td align="center" width="3%"><strong>57</strong></td> <td>Demi kekayaan kita bersama’<br />
Aku janji,,,biarpun kamu jadi seperti ini:<br />
<) ” . . ” (><br />
( (. .) )<br />
Aku akan tetap jaga lilin sampai kau pulang ! !HE HE HE,,</td> </tr>
<tr> <td align="center" bgcolor="#666666" width="3%"><strong>58</strong></td> <td>BikzU tOnG sAm coNg pEgI k baRaT<br />
cArI kiTaB sUcI . . .<br />
KeRa sAkTi beRtArUnG MeLawAn sILumAn,<br />
cEdAnGkAn Cu pAt kaY, c bAbI mALah<br />
eNaX”aN bCa nI zMz …<br />
Hahah^^</td> </tr>
<tr> <td align="center" width="3%"><strong>59</strong></td> <td>Bg Q,Engkaulah<br />
TmN SjaTi..<br />
Kau SDiH..<br />
qu jg sdlH..<br />
Kau BaHagIa_<br />
Qu jg Bhgia..<br />
Kau Trjun k<br />
Jurang_<br />
Q Hnya MlihaT&<br />
B’Teriak..”WOI DAH MATI<br />
BLOM???”wqwqwq..</td> </tr>
<tr> <td align="center" bgcolor="#666666" width="3%"><strong>60</strong></td> <td>Beli korek smbl mnum es.”ada org jlex bca sms…ad gledek nymberny lurus.<br />
Ad org jelx mlah bca truz..ad belek kna besi<br />
si jelex mla emosi..Wee he..He..He..</td> </tr>
<tr> <td align="center" width="3%"><strong>61</strong></td> <td>BIS..bis ap yg keren?<br />
BISa Jd gw.BUS..bus ap yg ckep?<br />
BUSet dah gw Lg..0rang2 apa yg Mniz?<br />
0rg cm gw doang.UDANG2 ap yg iMut?<br />
UDA NGapa jgn gw mulu,<br />
Hhe..</td> </tr>
<tr> <td align="center" bgcolor="#666666" width="3%"><strong>62</strong></td> <td>Alzn knp qu smz km<br />
2% byr hp km bnyi<br />
0,1% prhtn<br />
1,9% gx da krjn<br />
N<br />
Yg pln9 pntn9<br />
99% grtzn ! !<br />
He. . .He. . .</td> </tr>
<tr> <td align="center" width="3%"><strong>63</strong></td> <td>1 pohon bs jd hutan<br />
1 senyuman bs jd perhatian…?<br />
1 sentuhan bs jd hal yg tak terlupakan…<br />
1 org sprtimu bs<br />
Jd rebutan…Tapiii…Dihutan…<br />
Hwehehe…??</td> </tr>
<tr> <td align="center" bgcolor="#666666" width="3%"><strong>64</strong></td> <td>“SELAMAT!!” nikmati layanan games PUZZLE terbaru di HP anda,, caranya lempar HP anda ketembok sampai pecah berkeping-keping. Dan selamat menyusun kembali.</td> </tr>
<tr> <td align="center" width="3%"><strong>65</strong></td> <td>“BELAJAR”<br />
bs bkin qt<br />
PNTRpntr bs bkin qt<br />
SUKSESsukses bs bkin qt<br />
KAYAkaya bs bkin qt<br />
SOMBONGTuhan ga sk org yg SOMBONG mka’a jgn<br />
“bELAjAR” !<br />
hheuw*</td> </tr>
<tr> <td align="center" bgcolor="#666666" width="3%"><strong>66</strong></td> <td>” Kiss Say “<br />
Kta guru,, c!umAn itu ruMUz.<br />
Kta pOLisi,, ciuMAn itu kASUs.<br />
kta DoKteR,, CiUMan itu VIrUz<br />
tpi,,<br />
kta pacar CiuMAN itu hruz…Asik kan!!Hahahaa.</td> </tr>
<tr> <td align="center" width="3%"><strong>67</strong></td> <td>TiPs utk MncaRi Psgn:1. Gk pRLu tERbuRu2 dLm MnCaRi jOd0h..2. Gk ush trLLu miLiH2 dLm MeNeNtukn kRitEriA..3. Cari c0/CE yg ASAL aja..<br />
>> ASAL d0mPet’a t3b3L<br />
>> ASAL bw m0bil feRaRi<br />
>> ASAL rUmAh’a gEd0n9<br />
>> ASAL taMpaN9′a Qren<br />
>> ASAL Pnya 1<br />
perusahaan gEdE..<br />
>> ASAL bAe..<br />
>> ASAL sMuA WarIsAn<br />
bWt Qta..<br />
>> ASAL hdUp’a mAkMuRPkk’a caRi yg ASAL2n aj dh.. Hahahahaha=p</td> </tr>
<tr> <td align="center" bgcolor="#666666" rowspan="2" width="3%"><strong>68</strong></td> <td style="text-align: center;">kiriman dari: <span style="color: #ff6600;"><strong>+628998071xxx</strong></span></td> </tr>
<tr> <td>1,2,3,4,5, 6,<br />
7,<br />
8,<br />
9,<br />
10,<br />
Pintaaarr,,<br />
Besok A-B-C-D-E nya ya,,!!<br />
Skrng bo” dlu, dah mlm,<br />
Jng nakal ya,Hehe,<br />
Gud nite,<br />
Have a nice dream.</td> </tr>
<tr> <td align="center" rowspan="2" width="3%"><strong>69</strong></td> <td style="text-align: center;">kiriman dari: <span style="color: #ff6600;"><strong>+6289881411xx</strong></span></td> </tr>
<tr> <td>kalo gue pikirpikir ,<br />
apa yg gw pikir penting buat dipikir ,<br />
ternyata gg penting dipikir n apa yg hrs dipikir<br />
gg kepikir sama apa yg gw pikir ga kepikirpikir .<br />
jadi apa yg gw pikirin gg kepikir menyatu dLm aLam pikir utk dpikirpikir . n mending lo gag ush ikut mkir ap yg gw pikir untuk dipikirpikir itu tadi .<br />
akhirnya skrg lo baru mikir<br />
kalo sms ni cma bikin loe cpek mikir ..<br />
Hwe..he..he</td> </tr>
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<tr> <td>.;’ ( . ) ( . ) ‘;.<br />
;’;. (o o) .;’;<br />
(;;’(_____)’;;)<br />
“;;.,’–’,.;;”W0w…kErEn..!!! HP’y Bi5a bWt N9aCa..<br />
Hwahahaa….!!!!!</td> </tr>
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<tr> <td>Qt tmaN sJati,,<br />
G ikn, u kUciNg,<br />
G bUn9a, u pU”k kNdaNg,<br />
G bAyi, u po”k,<br />
G rmbUt, u kt0mbe,<br />
G idUn9, u uPiL,<br />
G bNtaL, u iLer,<br />
Qt sLu brSma dLm sUka(G) N dUka(U)</td> </tr>
<tr> <td align="center" bgcolor="#666666" rowspan="2" width="3%"><strong>72</strong></td> <td style="text-align: center;">kiriman dari: <span style="color: #ff6600;"><strong>+628998071xxx</strong></span></td> </tr>
<tr> <td>tiAdA mTaHaRi<br />
hDuPkU gLap..<br />
.<br />
tiAdA Lgu<br />
cNtAkU mAti..<br />
.<br />
tiAdA pUiSi..<br />
HtikU hAmPa..<br />
.<br />
tiAdA cNtA<br />
hTikU keRiNg..<br />
.<br />
tiAdA kAmU..?<br />
.<br />
.<br />
wAhH..<br />
RaGuNaN sEpi d0nG<br />
.<br />
Hehe ..</td> </tr>
<tr> <td align="center" rowspan="2" width="3%"><strong>73</strong></td> <td style="text-align: center;">kiriman dari: <span style="color: #ff6600;"><strong>+628998071xxx</strong></span></td> </tr>
<tr> <td>Tiada kata” indah yg dpt Q ktakan pdmu…<br />
.<br />
.<br />
.<br />
.<br />
.<br />
.<br />
.<br />
.<br />
.<br />
.<br />
.<br />
.<br />
.<br />
.<br />
.<br />
.<br />
.<br />
.<br />
kan ud dbLg gda kt”,msh ja dpncetin kbwhhwahaha..<br />
=D</td> </tr>
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<tr> <td>yAnk,,<br />
.<br />
.Yank..yAnk..Y a N k … y<br />
a<br />
n<br />
k<br />
yAnk…<br />
yank Aus..Yang aus.YanK auS..<br />
AQUA nya,<br />
gOpe.. gOpe..<br />
Cm goPeeeee!!</td> </tr>
<tr> <td align="center" rowspan="2" width="3%"><strong>75</strong></td> <td style="text-align: center;">kiriman dari: <span style="color: #ff6600;"><strong>+62857194009xx</strong></span></td> </tr>
<tr> <td>..,-”‘-…-”‘-.<br />
(you&me)<br />
..’-……..-’<br />
……”v”<br />
punya<br />
PERSAHABATAN<br />
Lucu & Aneh<br />
/)/) aq<br />
( ‘o’ ) LUCU..<br />
(“)(“)..;****; km<br />
0(@..@)0 ‘ANEH<br />
…( __ ) heE..He..</td> </tr>
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<tr> <td>Sry cuy sbnerny gw ga mo ngrim ne, tp gw bner2 ngeri jd gw krim ke lo !!Dont send bAck:MARING BAWONOSANGGURIP SUKMO<br />
GONDO MAYIT NENG<br />
RUMEKSO INGSUN<br />
KASAJEN’ anda bru sj mlhat&tlah brikrar<br />
Mnikahi MAYAT<br />
Krm sms ni k’10 oRng trdKatmu<br />
Jgn smpe ptus d’qm.<br />
Klo trptus dy kan Mnmani tdrmu<br />
Wlaupun tk trlihat,tp swtu saat kan mmprlihatkn diriny!<br />
BNR2 TRJDI!<br />
FKTA!<br />
SAKSIKAN NANTI DI ASAL USUL TRANS 7 KLO TDK PRCAYA!<br />
HRP JGN DIRMEHKAN BGI YG SDH MMBACA!</td> </tr>
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<tr> <td>Tinut..Tinut… ./__!’”"”"”"”"”"”"‘!<br />
/_! Sat PoL PP !<br />
‘-0-”"”"”"”"’00″””<br />
RaZia 0r9 jElek…<br />
Anda TeRJaRin9 RaZia & J6n PuRa2 BcA Zmz…<br />
CPt NaEk…!!<br />
Peace..:-P<br />
Hahaha..</td> </tr>
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<tr> <td>Hati mu pUTih spti<br />
kain kAFaN ,Wajah mu sjuK spti<br />
suaSANa kuBURan ,BaU mu haRUm spti<br />
keMEnyaN ,TubuH mU Ko”h spti<br />
bTu NisaN . . Lo oRg ap setaN ? Wkwkk</td> </tr>
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<tr> <td>Q slut ma U.<br />
U punya sifat yg:<br />
1.KREATIF<br />
2.AMBISIUS<br />
3.MENARIK<br />
4.PINTAR<br />
5.RAJIN<br />
6.ENERJIK<br />
7.TERAMPIL8.LUGU<br />
9.UNIKKlau di singkat:. . . .KAMPRET LU. . . .</td> </tr>
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<tr> <td>Kt DokTer q D’VoniS skit “AIDS”Q tau SmUa RnCna TuHan tu InDaHTp KnPa HruZZ q sih…..???!!!<br />
U TaU kn “AIDS”?<br />
AnaK<br />
ImUt<br />
DeNGan<br />
S’juta pSoNa<br />
Hehehe…..</td> </tr>
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<tr> <td>RUMUS MATEMATIKA:<br />
kLo DoZa jgn di<br />
( + )<br />
Klo mAnDi JgN di<br />
( x )<br />
Klo cInTa jgn di<br />
( : )<br />
Klo cHyNg JgN di<br />
( – )<br />
kLo m0 bl9<br />
_gW_<br />
it CaKEp ,maNieZz KereeenN, bAeK, ngaNgEniN n tdk smb0ng! ! ! JgN d<br />
( ? )<br />
hahaha….99x.</td> </tr>
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<tr> <td>Hdp ni pnh dgn<br />
TANTANGAN..<br />
HALANGAN..<br />
N jika anda JATUH..<br />
Jngn mudh mnglh..<br />
BANGKIT..<br />
& KATAKANkuranG AjR nIaN!<br />
Spa yG njulak’i aq td??By poetra</td> </tr>
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<tr> <td>pRnHkAh kAu mNcBa mEnGhItUnG ByKnY pSiR dI tEpI pAnTaI???<br />
cBaLh,,,<br />
& kAu Kn tAu bTpA dIrImUSNgGuH SnGaTaMaTkU rAnG KeRjAaN..<br />
Hehe . .<br />
By poetra</td> </tr>
<tr> <td align="center" bgcolor="#666666" rowspan="2" width="3%"><strong>84</strong></td> <td style="text-align: center;">kiriman dari: <span style="color: #ff6600;"><strong>+62856648332xx</strong></span></td> </tr>
<tr> <td>Ada 3 anak maen ptak umpet nm’nya:<br />
-bego<br />
-otak<br />
-matisi BEGO yg ngejaga,eh BEGO nemuin OTAK dtoilet,dah nmuen OTAK,BEGO nyri’in MATI ditngh jln, tb2 ad truk mo nabrak BEGO,<br />
supir truk ngomng:eh Lu bego ya..?<br />
BEGO:iya bang<br />
supir:Lu cari mati ya<br />
BEGO:iya bang<br />
supir:0tak Lu dmn?<br />
BEGO:dTOilet bang,,Ya udh bang saya cari mati dulu ya?..<br />
supir:entar dlu!!<br />
nih yg gila gw pa lo?<br />
BEGO:sbner’a ga da yg gila bang,,cm yg bc Smz ni lgi strez..<br />
Ha..Ha..<br />
By poetra</td> </tr>
<tr> <td align="center" rowspan="2" width="3%"><strong>85</strong></td> <td style="text-align: center;">kiriman dari: <span style="color: #ff6600;"><strong>+62856648332xx</strong></span></td> </tr>
<tr> <td>Hri n3 hti que Sdang BngUng..<br />
Pkiran que sdang CaNgGunG..<br />
Prasaan que sdang L!NglunG..Tpi mSih untng..<br />
Ada LuTung yng mw bca xmx que Smp3 ujung..<br />
He..he..heby poetra</td> </tr>
<tr> <td align="center" bgcolor="#666666" rowspan="2" width="3%"><strong>86</strong></td> <td style="text-align: center;">kiriman dari: <span style="color: #ff6600;"><strong>+62856648332xx</strong></span></td> </tr>
<tr> <td>tRkdaNg cNta Tu bWt Qt sDih..tRkdaNg cNta tU bWt Qt nNgis..tRkdaNg cNta tU bWt Qt tEgaR.. tRkdaNg cNta tU hNya bSa bRkta..<br />
Ngpain hRs bRjuaNg dMi cNta?<br />
cNta hNy bTuh aLpEnLibe..<br />
kRn aD cNta d’sTiaP aLpEnLibe..<br />
hehehehe..<br />
By poetra</td> </tr>
<tr> <td align="center" rowspan="2" width="3%"><strong>87</strong></td> <td style="text-align: center;">kiriman dari: <span style="color: #ff6600;"><strong>+62856648332xx</strong></span></td> </tr>
<tr> <td>KuBuKa pAksA BaJu HitamU, , ,<br />
kUciUmi aRomA tuBuHmU, , , kuGigit sEDikiT tuBuHmU, , ,yg c0kLaT mERanGsAnG, , , kuJiLaTi sU2 yG pUTiH –>Uuhh…eNaKny…maKaN… OREO. . .<br />
IicH ngEREZ. . .??!!<br />
By poetra</td> </tr>
<tr> <td align="center" bgcolor="#666666" rowspan="2" width="3%"><strong>88</strong></td> <td style="text-align: center;">kiriman dari: <span style="color: #ff6600;"><strong>+6289941314xx</strong></span></td> </tr>
<tr> <td>Bintang jatuh<br />
Komet,<br />
Daging kaleng<br />
Kornet,<br />
Pembantu sopir<br />
Kernet,<br />
Maling dompet<br />
Copet,<br />
Yg trima sms niMonyet<br />
…;***;<br />
e(@.,.@)e<br />
…”(—)”<br />
Allow nyeet!!</td> </tr>
<tr> <td align="center" rowspan="2" width="3%"><strong>89</strong></td> <td style="text-align: center;">kiriman dari: <span style="color: #ff6600;"><strong>+6289941314xx</strong></span></td> </tr>
<tr> <td>YaNx koQ<br />
g’ cMz?MRah yA<br />
yAnx?yAnx uwdh<br />
BoZen yAw?YaNx koQ<br />
DiEm? KmU kNp<br />
yanx?<br />
bCa g’<br />
SiCh YaNx?<br />
LupA yA<br />
YaNx?<br />
Ne aQ,<br />
CUCU Eyanx..?</td> </tr>
<tr> <td align="center" bgcolor="#666666" rowspan="2" width="3%"><strong>90</strong></td> <td style="text-align: center;">kiriman dari: <span style="color: #ff6600;"><strong>+6289941314xx</strong></span></td> </tr>
<tr> <td>Hey…<br />
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Are U Ready.?<br />
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MR.DJ….,-<br />
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B4LON…Q..ADA 5.. RUp42 wrnx..Yg nulis mau tny..Yg bc sdang ngpa…?</td> </tr>
<tr> <td colspan="2" style="text-align: center;">***<strong><span style="color: red;">UPDATE 8 MEI 2009</span></strong> <strong><span style="color: red;"><span style="color: black;">***</span><br />
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<tr> <td align="center" rowspan="2" width="3%"><strong>91</strong></td> <td style="text-align: center;">kiriman dari: <span style="color: #ff6600;"><strong>+628566483329x (poetra)</strong></span></td> </tr>
<tr> <td>Ada MaRmUd 9u3 BuAn9,<br />
y9 iMuT 9u3 dOaNk.<br />
aDa dUr3n aDa kEdoNdoNg,<br />
y9 k3r3n 9u3 doNk.<br />
oRaNg gUnDuL lAri pA9i,<br />
y9 gAuL 9u3 lA9i.<br />
aDa bEbEk MinUm 3s,<br />
y9 jElEk bCa xMx..<br />
hE…He….</td> </tr>
<tr> <td align="center" bgcolor="#666666" rowspan="2" width="3%"><strong>92</strong></td> <td style="text-align: center;">kiriman dari: <span style="color: #ff6600;"><strong>+6289881411xx (gracia)</strong></span></td> </tr>
<tr> <td>Pendetanya dah siap, petinya dah siap, lobangnya dah siap, kain kafannya juga dah siap, tp mayatnya mana?<br />
Itu mayatya dicariin malah bca xmx.</td> </tr>
<tr> <td align="center" rowspan="2" width="3%"><strong>93</strong></td> <td style="text-align: center;">kiriman dari: <span style="color: #ff6600;"><strong>+6289881411xx (gracia)</strong></span></td> </tr>
<tr> <td>QM TERNYATA ANJING jUGA YA….!!<br />
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A : asik<br />
N : narsis<br />
J : Jaim<br />
I : imut<br />
N : ngangenin<br />
G : gokilSenyum Dong sobat Q Sayank.</td> </tr>
<tr> <td align="center" bgcolor="#666666" rowspan="2" width="3%"><strong>94</strong></td> <td style="text-align: center;">kiriman dari: <span style="color: #ff6600;"><strong>+6289881411xx (gracia)</strong></span></td> </tr>
<tr> <td>SejAk mNgEnaLmu,..<br />
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Aq sUsah mLupAknMu,,<br />
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tiAp mLEm kaU hdiR,,<br />
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dLm MimPi2Q. . .<br />
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meMbUatQ mNgiGAu.,<br />
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sEtan…sEtaN..! :p</td> </tr>
<tr> <td align="center" rowspan="2" width="3%"><strong>95</strong></td> <td style="text-align: center;">kiriman dari: <span style="color: #ff6600;"><strong>+6289881411xx (gracia)</strong></span></td> </tr>
<tr> <td>Taukah km brp byk phn dtebang utk mmbwt shlai krts?<br />
mari kta sbg gnrsi muda mlstarikn alam dgn:<br />
SAY NO TO ULANGAN!!<br />
hemat krts!!<br />
slmatkn tumbuhan!!<br />
lindungi alam dr global warming!<br />
jk kamu setuju kirim sms ini ke teman2mu yg lain..</td> </tr>
<tr> <td align="center" bgcolor="#666666" rowspan="2" width="3%"><strong>96</strong></td> <td style="text-align: center;">kiriman dari: <span style="color: #ff6600;"><strong>+6283890354376 (vie)</strong></span></td> </tr>
<tr> <td>Woii!! Bangun!!!<br />
kamu tu tidur truz!!<br />
aq bete nih..<br />
tdi malem aq telpon kmu tapi yg angkat cewe!<br />
sapa sih tu yg angkadd??masa dy bilang, “pulsa anda tdk mncukupi u/ mlakukan panggilan ini..”<br />
ngeBTin banged kann =(</td> </tr>
<tr> <td align="center" rowspan="2" width="3%"><strong>97</strong></td> <td style="text-align: center;">kiriman dari: <span style="color: #ff6600;"><strong>+6283890354376 (vie)</strong></span></td> </tr>
<tr> <td>REG (SPASI) DOSA Kirim ke 999Dapatkan 3 unit mobil jenazah! Dan tiket emas liburan ke neraka.<br />
Ayo!! buruan kirimkan nyawa anda !!<br />
Makin banyak Dosa… Makin besar kesempatan untuk disiksa !!</td> </tr>
<tr> <td align="center" bgcolor="#666666" rowspan="2" width="3%"><strong>98</strong></td> <td style="text-align: center;">kiriman dari: <span style="color: #ff6600;"><strong>+6283890354376 (vie)</strong></span></td> </tr>
<tr> <td>Tempe penyet campur tape..<br />
Ada monyet pegang HP<br />
Tempe penyet dibumbuin…<br />
Si monyet lg ngapain?<br />
Tempe penyet lagi murah..<br />
Eh, si monyet marah2<br />
Tempe penyet sayur buncis..<br />
monyet senyum donk plss<br />
Tempe penyet bawang bombai..<br />
Nyet kita damai</td> </tr>
<tr> <td align="center" rowspan="2" width="3%"><strong>99</strong></td> <td style="text-align: center;">kiriman dari: <span style="color: #ff6600;"><strong>+6283890354376 (vie)</strong></span></td> </tr>
<tr> <td>kt kahitna, km it cantiqkt T2 km it OK kt rossa km it tegar<br />
kt gita gutawa km sempurna<br />
kt padi km bgt indah<br />
tp kt kapten it bohong it palsu…</td> </tr>
<tr> <td align="center" bgcolor="#666666" rowspan="2" width="3%"><strong>100</strong></td> <td style="text-align: center;">kiriman dari: <span style="color: #ff6600;"><strong>+6283890354376 (vie)</strong></span></td> </tr>
<tr> <td>deMi aLLah q RiNdu kaMu<br />
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deMi aLLah q ga biSa Jauh DR kaMu<br />
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deMi aLLah q kaNgen KaMu<br />
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demi aLLah q ga bisa HiduP taNpaMu<br />
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deMi aLLah q ga biSa saYaNg kaMu<br />
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Masya aLLah, aq saLah kiRiM</td> </tr>
<tr> <td align="center" rowspan="2" width="3%"><strong>101</strong></td> <td style="text-align: center;">kiriman dari: <span style="color: #ff6600;"><strong>+6283890354376 (vie)</strong></span></td> </tr>
<tr> <td>Do You speak english? Try this test (must say fast):wolf wolf roof<br />
roof woof woof<br />
woof roof wolf<br />
roof roof woof Test result: Good Dog!</td> </tr>
<tr> <td align="center" bgcolor="#666666" rowspan="2" width="3%"><strong>102</strong></td> <td style="text-align: center;">kiriman dari: <span style="color: #ff6600;"><strong>+6283890354376 (vie)</strong></span></td> </tr>
<tr> <td>eh kemarin gue ke rumah lo tapi gak bisa masuk gra2 di pintu ada tulisan gede banget: “YANG CAKEP DILARANG MASUK”<br />
tolong lain kali itu larangan itu dicabut ya, ok ??</td> </tr>
<tr> <td align="center" rowspan="2" width="3%"><strong>103</strong></td> <td style="text-align: center;">kiriman dari: <span style="color: #ff6600;"><strong>+6283890354376 (vie)</strong></span></td> </tr>
<tr> <td>ha….chi…haaa…chi…ha…chi<br />
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sori yah aku bersin2<br />
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ga jelas nch kenapa!!<br />
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batuk?bukan!!<br />
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ak juga ga pilek<br />
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jangan2…<br />
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kamu lagi mikirin aku ya!<br />
jujur dch…</td> </tr>
<tr> <td align="center" bgcolor="#666666" rowspan="2" width="3%"><strong>104</strong></td> <td style="text-align: center;">kiriman dari: <span style="color: #ff6600;"><strong>+6283890354376 (vie)</strong></span></td> </tr>
<tr> <td>eh km ingat gak waktu qt kecil dlqt sering naik taxi bareng trus km sering keluarin kepala kamu ke jendela<br />
terus q ngeluarin pantat q ke jendela, trus pa kata org??<br />
mrk bilang qt kembar hahahahahaha</td> </tr>
<tr> <td align="center" rowspan="2" width="3%"><strong>105</strong></td> <td style="text-align: center;">kiriman dari: <span style="color: #ff6600;"><strong>+6283890354376 (vie)</strong></span></td> </tr>
<tr> <td>Ad bnus 10 sms enkNy dAp’in y?<br />
Bwt my Honey 4,dy kn ya2nk w.<br />
Bwt tmen 3 hbis dy bae bgt.<br />
Bwt mntan 2 coz dy msh prhtian gtu.<br />
Bwt yg trma sms 1 ja bis lu jlek c..<br />
haha ;p</td> </tr>
<tr> <td align="center" bgcolor="#666666" rowspan="2" width="3%"><strong>106</strong></td> <td style="text-align: center;">kiriman dari: <span style="color: #ff6600;"><strong>+6283890354376 (vie)</strong></span></td> </tr>
<tr> <td>Terima kasih, anda telah mengikuti program PEDULI BONUS SMS.<br />
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dengan menerima sms ini, anda telah membantu rekan2 yang kebingungan menghabiskan bonus sms..</td> </tr>
<tr> <td align="center" rowspan="2" width="3%"><strong>107</strong></td> <td style="text-align: center;">kiriman dari: <span style="color: #ff6600;"><strong>+6283890354376 (vie)</strong></span></td> </tr>
<tr> <td>Percakapan sepasang kekasih yang telah berpacaran cukup lama n akhirnya mereka akan menikah :<br />
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co: akhirnya!aku sudah menunggu saat ini tiba sejak lama<br />
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ce: apakah kau rela klo aku pergi?<br />
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co: tentu tidak! jangan pernah kau berpikiran seperi itu<br />
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ce: apakah kau mencintaiku?<br />
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co: tentu!selamanya akan tetap begitu!<br />
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ce: apa kau pernah selingkuh?<br />
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co: tidak!aku tak akan pernah melakukan hal buruk itu<br />
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ce: maukah kau menciumku?<br />
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co: ya<br />
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ce: sayangku<br />
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sesudah 5 tahun nikah….<br />
tinggal baca dari bawah ke atas</td> </tr>
<tr> <td align="center" bgcolor="#666666" rowspan="2" width="3%"><strong>108</strong></td> <td style="text-align: center;">kiriman dari: <span style="color: #ff6600;"><strong>+6283890354376 (vie)</strong></span></td> </tr>
<tr> <td>Gila ! Nelpon lo susah banget. Jwbnya selalu : “pelanggan yang anda tuju, sedang buang air besar. Silahkan tinggalkan pesan setelah terdengar bunyi nada : dhuut !”</td> </tr>
<tr> <td align="center" rowspan="2" width="3%"><strong>109</strong></td> <td style="text-align: center;">kiriman dari: <span style="color: #ff6600;"><strong>+6283890354376 (vie)</strong></span></td> </tr>
<tr> <td>Klo pacar Selingkuh GAMPAR,<br />
Klo kamu yang selingkuh SADAR,<br />
Klo diputusin pacar SABAR,<br />
Klo punya utang ya BAYAR….<br />
Ngomong2..yang baca SMS ini apa kabar???</td> </tr>
<tr> <td align="center" bgcolor="#666666" rowspan="2" width="3%"><strong>110</strong></td> <td style="text-align: center;">kiriman dari: <span style="color: #ff6600;"><strong>+6283890354376 (vie)</strong></span></td> </tr>
<tr> <td>tik…tik..tik…<br />
bunyi kamu di atas kasurilerna turun tidak terhingga<br />
cobalah tengok bantal dan guling kasur dan slimut<br />
basah semua….</td> </tr>
<tr> <td align="center" rowspan="2" width="3%"><strong>111</strong></td> <td style="text-align: center;">kiriman dari: <span style="color: #ff6600;"><strong>+6283890354376 (vie)</strong></span></td> </tr>
<tr> <td>YOU’RE SO BEAUTIFUL<br />
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Tlng bilng gitu ke SANDRA DEWI, keknya dia bentar lagi ke rumah q..</td> </tr>
<tr> <td align="center" bgcolor="#666666" rowspan="2" width="3%"><strong>112</strong></td> <td style="text-align: center;">kiriman dari: <span style="color: #ff6600;"><strong>+6283890354376 (vie)</strong></span></td> </tr>
<tr> <td>Sdang mesra2nya pacaran sbg 2sejoli, tnp sengaja sang cewe’ kentut<br />
‘dhuut!’<br />
Sehingga suasana mrk be2 jd canggung, stlh 5 mnt saling diam, sang cowo tny bilang ke ceweknya<br />
Co : ‘yang, bau kentut kamu kaya parfum asli dari eropa ya?’Ce : (malu) eh he he, memang knp yang? Wangi ya?<br />
Co : ‘bkn sayang,…. Tapi BAUnya ini lho yg tahan lama.’ Ce : ‘@-?#*@!’</td> </tr>
<tr> <td align="center" rowspan="2" width="3%"><strong>113</strong></td> <td style="text-align: center;">kiriman dari: <span style="color: #ff6600;"><strong>+6283890354376 (vie)</strong></span></td> </tr>
<tr> <td>Hidup ini<br />
bagaikan<br />
film<br />
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Saat<br />
kau<br />
tertawa<br />
KOMEDI<br />
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Saat<br />
kau<br />
menangis<br />
DRAMA<br />
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Saat<br />
kau<br />
berkelahi<br />
ACTION<br />
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Saat<br />
kau<br />
bercermin<br />
HOROR</td> </tr>
<tr> <td align="center" bgcolor="#666666" rowspan="2" width="3%"><strong>114</strong></td> <td style="text-align: center;">kiriman dari: <span style="color: #ff6600;"><strong>+6283890354376 (vie)</strong></span></td> </tr>
<tr> <td>(‘_’)termeNun9<br />
mEnuNggu SMS(=_=)sEd¡H..<br />
9a,da SMS.. “t¡Dt..Tidit..Tidit”<br />
(“-”)??<br />
PenASRN,,!<br />
SapA y9 SMS?<br />
(?_?)!!<br />
Eh..TrNyt!!<br />
Si Qrenz y9 SMS!!<br />
He,hee =)</td> </tr>
<tr> <td align="center" rowspan="2" width="3%"><strong>115</strong></td> <td style="text-align: center;">kiriman dari: <span style="color: #ff6600;"><strong>+6283890354376 (vie)</strong></span></td> </tr>
<tr> <td>2 ekor kucingku bernama PANTAT & MUKA. MUKA kuberi padamu & mati 1 thn kmdn. Tiap liat PANTAT aku ingat MUKA-mu. Klo ga mati..mgkn MUKA-mu uda segede PANTAT-ku.</td> </tr>
<tr> <td align="center" bgcolor="#666666" rowspan="2" width="3%"><strong>116</strong></td> <td style="text-align: center;">kiriman dari: <span style="color: #ff6600;"><strong>+6283890354376 (vie)</strong></span></td> </tr>
<tr> <td>`Y`<br />
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bip..bip..<br />
target di temukan<br />
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siap menembak<br />
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((+))<br />
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duar!!!<br />
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misi melenyapkan orang jelek success!<br />
mission completed..</td> </tr>
<tr> <td align="center" rowspan="2" width="3%"><strong>117</strong></td> <td style="text-align: center;">kiriman dari: <span style="color: #ff6600;"><strong>+6283890354376 (vie)</strong></span></td> </tr>
<tr> <td>1 Detik..<br />
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3 Jam..<br />
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6 Bulan..<br />
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7 tahun..<br />
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selama apaPun Engkau menunggu q,<br />
q berjanji tak kan berubah…<br />
karena q<br />
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bukan PoweR RangErz</td> </tr>
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<tr> <td>T: ‘gimana caranya bunuh babi putih?’<br />
J: ‘tembak aja!’<br />
T: ‘gimana caranya bunuh babi biru?’<br />
J: ‘lu kagetin aj, nanti dia kaget pucet jadi putih, trus lu tembak deh!’<br />
T: ‘gimana caranya bunuh babi pink?<br />
J: ‘lu gebukin dulu sampe bengap biru2, trus lu kagetin, baru lu tembak!’<br />
T: ‘trus gimana caranya bunuh babi merah?’<br />
J: ‘lu cium dulu, nanti diakan tersipu2 malu jadi pink, abis itu lu gebukin, trus lu cium, lalu lu kagetin, baru deh lu tembak!’<br />
T: ‘ ………….’<br />
J: ‘ udah puas lu nanya sama gua bi?’</td> </tr>
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kaki malah lecet2<br />
mendingan sms aja dch<br />
tinggal mencet…</td> </tr>
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<tr> <td>ada org gila jln2 pake kancut dikpalanya.<br />
org sumbing kmntar:”fasar ovang gila,kholor difake di fala”<br />
org gila nyaut: situ lebih gila,bibir bagus2 pake digunting segala”</td> </tr>
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<tr> <td>ada org gila jln2 pake kancut dikpalanya.<br />
org sumbing kmntar:”fasar ovang gila,kholor difake di fala”<br />
org gila nyaut: situ lebih gila,bibir bagus2 pake digunting segala”</td> </tr>
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saat kau kentut semua menoleh kepadamu, MENGHARUKAN SEKALI!</td> </tr>
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forest + animal beautiful world<br />
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<tr> <td>Ada 3 vampir. Msg2 adu cpat ngisep darah..<br />
vampir 1 prg ke ladang. 1 jam kmdn dah blik mulutnya berlumuran darah<br />
Vampir 1 : “Lu liat semua sapi di sana?”<br />
Vampir 2 & 3 : “Lihat. Knp?”<br />
Vampir 1 : “Darahnya dah gw isep semua”.Vampir 2 prg ke kota. 1/2 jam kmdn dah blik mlutnya berlumuran darah.<br />
Vampir 2 : “Lu liat semua orang di kota?”<br />
Vampir 1 & 3 : “Lihat. Knp?”<br />
Vampir 2 : “Semuanya dah gw isep darahnya”. Vampir 3 langsung tancap. 2 detik kmudian blik mulutnya brlumuran darah<br />
Vampir 3 : “Lu liat tiang listrik tuh?”<br />
Vampir 1 & 2 : “Lihat. Knp?”<br />
Vampir 3 : “GW GAK LIAT !! SIALAN TUH TIANG!!”.</td> </tr>
<tr> <td colspan="2" style="text-align: center;">***<strong><span style="color: red;">UPDATE 22 MEI 2009</span></strong> <strong><span style="color: red;"><span style="color: black;">***</span><br />
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tNd’y nGFaNs,,<br />
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10.Qt sring deg2an dkt dy<br />
9.Qt snyum2 klo ingt dy<br />
8.Kmu slalu ingt sm dy dlu kl ad ap2<br />
6. Ad 1 org yg d pikirnmu wkt bc pZn ini<br />
5.Sking sriusny bca,Kmu gk sdar kl no.7 ilang<br />
4.Km abis liat lg k atz, ngecek bner gk ny<br />
3.Km snyum2 smbil mikir bnr jg<br />
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Km mncet bwh trs nyari2 yg brikutny<br />
1.Qt mkir tnyta sialan qT dikrjain<br />
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so,forwrd ke tmn”mu agr tdk mrsa qt ja yg d krjain,, hehe100x..</td> </tr>
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<tr> <td>Penyakid cwe :<br />
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1. Nangisuitiz.<br />
Akibat tlalu sensitif.<br />
Gejala na bibir cemberud, mata kedap-kedip. Efek smpg na mata bengkak, saputangan bnjr, hidung meler, bwaan na ngrg dri atau terkena pnyakit CURHATITIS A. Pnykt in d obati dgn TEGARid0l, OBH (obat behati hamba).<br />
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2. Curhatitis B.<br />
bwaan na pgn nyer0c0z, efek smpg rahasia org bs b0c0r, terkena NANGISuitiz pnykt in bs d arahkan + jika ia bercuhatitisnya dgn org yg tepad.<br />
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3. Shopping syndr0me.<br />
bwaan na pgn jaland truz, mata mlotot, efek smpg na lidah ngler, mulud nganga, d0mpet tpz. Jk udh msh stadium 4 (prh bgd) d0mped co na kud tpz. Cb mnm hematcold ato tabled PD (pengendalian dri)<br />
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4. Cerewetisme.<br />
Lbh parah dr curhatitis B, Tdk mengandung ttk k0ma, efek smpg muncrat, tlinga tetangga budek, dada cwo rata akbt trll byk mengeluz.<br />
lbh cpt mkn pil dengar n mnm tbled bcr d perlambat.<br />
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5. Lamanian dandanit0z.<br />
Pgn na dyem dpn kca, tngn kri gatel, pgn pegang sisir, tngn knan keram pngn teplak teplok muka pk bdak. Efek smpg men0r, tlad, cwo</td> </tr>
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<tr> <td>Maaf,<br />
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TERIMA KASIH<br />
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By:sh0liX</td> </tr>
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<tr> <td>Saat Q buka dompet Q, yg ada hnya sbuah koin.”y ampun btapa miskinny Q” tp saat Q in9at wajah,snyum,N sikapmu,btapa kayany Q mmiLiki tmN sbaik km..<br />
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By:sh0liX</td> </tr>
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<tr> <td>Saat pcrn/sblm mnikah:<br />
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Co: Akhr’y!! Q sdh mnunggu saat ini tb sjak lm..<br />
Ce: Apakh kau rela Q pergi?<br />
Co: Tentu tdk!! Jgn prnh kau brfkir sprti it..<br />
Ce: Apakh kau mncntai’Q?<br />
Co: Tentu!! Slama’y akn ttap bgtu..<br />
Ce: Ap kau akan slingkuh?<br />
Co: Tdk!! Q tak’an prnh mlakukn hal bruk it..<br />
Ce: Mwkh kau mncium’Q?<br />
Co: Ya,cnta’Q..<br />
Ce: O..SygQ!!<br />
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Mw tw stlh menikah?<br />
Cb bc dr bwh k atas..</td> </tr>
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<tr> <td>Spa kh idola anda?<br />
Pnzran?<br />
Jgn mlihat jwbn sblm mnjwb prtnyan brkt.<br />
1.plh angka fav (1-9)<br />
2.kali 3<br />
3.tmbh 3 & kalikan lg dgn 3<br />
4.anda akn m’peroleh jmlh dlm bntk 2 angka<br />
5.jmlhkan angka2 tsb<br />
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Skrg cocokkan jwbn Anda dgn hasil dbwh ini:<br />
1.Albert Einstein<br />
2.Nelson Mandela<br />
3.Barrack Obama<br />
4.Angelina Jolie<br />
5.Bill Gates<br />
6.Abraham Lincoln<br />
7.Hitler<br />
8.Mother Teresa<br />
9.en.,en,.<br />
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Nah,skrg Anda tw siapa id0la Anda sesungguhnya! ;D<br />
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Mksi y..<br />
duhh,, Jd nda enak ? ^ = ^</td> </tr>
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<tr> <td>Mw tw pUisi cnTa aLa ank aKunTansi?<br />
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waHai beLaHan jiwaKu..<br />
DEbeTLah cinTaKu dinEraCa haTimU..<br />
Kan kU juRnAL sTiap tRanSakSi rinDuMu hingGa seTebAL LapoRn keUAngAnKu..<br />
WahAi keKasiH haTiku..<br />
JdkN aQ maNagEr inVesTasi cnTamu..<br />
Kn kUhEdGinG kaSiH & SyGmU d sTiaP LemBaRan pORtoFoLio haTikU..<br />
BiLa mS jatUh temPo tLah tB, jgN kaU retUr kEnaNgn inDaH qT..<br />
BiaRLah ia b’sEmAyAm DiRekSadaNa LaBa ruGi aSmaRa daN bERkeLaNa d anTara aKTiva & paSiva..<br />
Hehehe..</td> </tr>
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<tr> <td>Ad 4 fktA yG LuM d kthUi d dUniA niE..<br />
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fktA 1:<br />
Qm gA bs mNyntUh sMuA gi2mU dG LidahMu..<br />
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fktA 2:<br />
stLh mMbCa fktA 1,dgN bLo’oN nyA,Qm Psti sgRa m’pRaktIkn’A.,,wkwkk<br />
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fktA 3:<br />
stLh MmBcA fktA 2,Qm Akn tRsNyUm & mNgGRutU sNdri.<br />
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fktA 4:<br />
Qm akN sGrA kRm sMs niE kE tmN2mU wAt bkiN g0kiL..<br />
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jUst 4 fuN.. n_n</td> </tr>
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<tr> <td>*kisah sebuah k’rajaan rokok*<br />
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Ada sebuah kerajaan:L.A,punya pangeran bernama:Mild.<br />
Yg diculik oleh 3 prajurit bernama: Dji,Sam,& Soe,di bw ke:Gudang garam,<br />
di pukul sampai :Bentoel biru.<br />
Kemudian di bw ke rmh skt:Ardath,<br />
disuntik dgn: djarum super,sehingga sembuh dgn: sampoerna, dan dpt plg ke:Country.<br />
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From:Alfa</td> </tr>
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<tr> <td>b0saN |haT aRt¡s<br />
¡Do|amU h’y d’|yAr<br />
TV?<br />
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pNgen |n9suNg<br />
dR¡ jRaK dKaT?<br />
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atAu. . .<br />
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pEn9en f0to<br />
bAreNg+tNda<br />
taNgaN’y?<br />
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tUng9u aQ d’k0tamU. . .!¿¿¿¿</td> </tr>
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<tr> <td>Sok,,<br />
Gosok,,<br />
Gosok,,Hp ajaib<br />
Tunjukanlah<br />
Wujud<br />
Sbnrnya<br />
Org yg bca<br />
Sms ini<br />
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Abrakadabra<br />
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<) . ” . (><br />
( (oo) )<br />
(,,)–(,,)<br />
Hah…???<br />
Wakakakak..?!</td> </tr>
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<tr> <td>wAsPadAi pArA PRIA:<br />
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P:<br />
pMbohNg nO.1 d’dUniA<br />
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R:<br />
rYUan’a goMbL smUa<br />
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I:<br />
iNgn’a mNanG sNdri<br />
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A:<br />
apBLa pNy PcAr,nGku’a jOmbLo!!<br />
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inGaT-inGaT ! ! !<br />
“oCe..??”</td> </tr>
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A: Sik<br />
B:aEK<br />
L:uCu<br />
A:neh<br />
I:mOetz<br />
s0,kRIm kE FLen y9 y0U AngGAp “JABLAI”<br />
Sbgi taNdA YoU SyanG Mrka!..</td> </tr>
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<tr> <td>Nyanyi” yUk..?<br />
wO’o,,kM KtaUan nYoLong bUah pSan9..<br />
Di tngah hUtAn mKn rMbtaN.<br />
tP,,tAk mNgPa’ aKu tAk HerAn Krn’ drmU..<br />
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“KINGKONG KELAPERAN”…HE..He…</td> </tr>
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<tr> <td>“UNDANGAN PERNIKAHAN”<br />
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“KUNTILANAK & HANTU JERUK PURUT”<br />
pada “MALAM JUMAT KLIWON”<br />
disediakan “BANGKU KOSONG”<br />
resepsi di “LANTAI 13″ dekat “TEROWONGAN CASABLANCA”<br />
yg jd pnghulunya “POCONG 2″<br />
bln madunya di “PULAU HANTU”<br />
souvenirnya bberapa “MIRROR & LENTERA MERAH” dtnglah “LEWAT TENGAH MALAM”<br />
undangan dkirim oleh “SUSTER NGESOT”<br />
klo nyasar “PANGGIL NAMAKU 3X”<br />
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TLG SEBARKAN UNDANGAN INI K 10 tmn km l0ck gak km akan dibwa paksa olh mrk!!</td> </tr>
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<tr> <td>pRns!p hdp..<br />
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Jka ad yg mLmpR! q dgn bAtU..<br />
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Mk q akn mLmpar!’y dgn bunga..<br />
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Tp q pzt kan bunga th mz! D dLm p0t’y.. hehe =P</td> </tr>
<tr> <td align="center" bgcolor="#666666" rowspan="2" width="3%"><strong>146</strong></td> <td style="text-align: center;">kiriman dari: <span style="color: #ff6600;"><strong>+6285852641161 (Alfa)</strong></span></td> </tr>
<tr> <td>Sketsa trans tv:<br />
km’akhirnya dtg juga’.'sketsa’mu kok kayak ‘suami2 tkt istri.<br />
Hidup kt hrs’extravaganza’.Yuk kt nonton’bioskop transtv’,bsk kt’nglenong nyok’.</td> </tr>
<tr> <td align="center" rowspan="2" width="3%"><strong>147</strong></td> <td style="text-align: center;">kiriman dari: <span style="color: #ff6600;"><strong>+6285852641161 (Alfa)</strong></span></td> </tr>
<tr> <td>No.ponsel anda telah berhasil ditopup GIGICEL11<br />
sebesar Rp 10,000 pada 28-09 -2008 at 08:09PM. No.Ref:795971002<br />
karena anda senyum2 sndiri terpaksa pngisian kami batlkn</td> </tr>
<tr> <td align="center" bgcolor="#666666" rowspan="2" width="3%"><strong>148</strong></td> <td style="text-align: center;">kiriman dari: <span style="color: #ff6600;"><strong>+6285852641161 (Alfa)</strong></span></td> </tr>
<tr> <td>=Yg plg manis<br />
AdL sEnYuMu=<br />
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=Yg plg mAnis<br />
AdL sUaRaMu=<br />
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=Yg plg mAniS<br />
AdL WjAhMu=<br />
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=Yg plg mAnis<br />
AdL MaTaMu=<br />
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_”& LhAt jG bTp MaNiEzNy”_<br />
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Aq….<br />
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=MeMbOhOnGiMu ?.<br />
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He..he..he…</td> </tr>
<tr> <td align="center" rowspan="2" width="3%"><strong>149</strong></td> <td style="text-align: center;">kiriman dari: <span style="color: #ff6600;"><strong>+6285852641161 (Alfa)</strong></span></td> </tr>
<tr> <td>WaHai kaULa MuDa.. brHti”LaH dLm bRCnTa..<br />
kRn kL0 OrG Sdh dLanDa cNta LiHat KaMbing KyK KuDa,<br />
LiHaT SeMut KyK GAjah,LiHat MOnYeT KyK..iAnk bACa…hwehehe *..</td> </tr>
<tr> <td align="center" bgcolor="#666666" rowspan="2" width="3%"><strong>150</strong></td> <td style="text-align: center;">kiriman dari: <span style="color: #ff6600;"><strong>+62853105089xx</strong></span></td> </tr>
<tr> <td>W4ktU dNg3r<br />
hp.Y bUnyi<br />
”s3jel3k<br />
l4ngsUn9 bc4 sms s3jen4k..,<br />
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k3md di4 sd4r ….Sialan…<br />
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Si<br />
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GANTENG LG NGRJAIN GW!!!</td> </tr>
<tr> <td align="center" rowspan="2" width="3%"><strong>151</strong></td> <td style="text-align: center;">kiriman dari: <span style="color: #ff6600;"><strong>+62853105089xx</strong></span></td> </tr>
<tr> <td>Catatan:<br />
Sumpritsusahbangetbaca<br />
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dikerjainamaorangyangngirimin<br />
inimakanyakamujanganlolaklolok<br />
kayakorangbegokbegini.</td> </tr>
<tr> <td align="center" bgcolor="#666666" rowspan="2" width="3%"><strong>152</strong></td> <td style="text-align: center;">kiriman dari: <span style="color: #ff6600;"><strong>+6285852641161 (Alfa)</strong></span></td> </tr>
<tr> <td>ini<br />
sms<br />
di<br />
bca<br />
stlh<br />
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bca<br />
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ini<br />
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ada<br />
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aq<br />
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Ini.??<br />
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<tr> <td align="center" rowspan="2" width="3%"><strong>153</strong></td> <td style="text-align: center;">kiriman dari: <span style="color: #ff6600;"><strong>+62878524488xx (pheby ayu)</strong></span></td> </tr>
<tr> <td>WkTu<br />
Kmu<br />
MuTuziN<br />
aq..<br />
aq Msh bz<br />
nriMa,<br />
MzKpn<br />
Km Pcran<br />
dg tMnq..<br />
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WkT<br />
Km Mtuzin<br />
tMnq..<br />
q Jg Gp2<br />
Kq,<br />
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Tp WkT<br />
KM MtUzin<br />
TaLi KUtangq..<br />
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Wez g iso,<br />
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Gantien. . .</td> </tr>
<tr> <td align="center" bgcolor="#666666" rowspan="2" width="3%"><strong>154</strong></td> <td style="text-align: center;">kiriman dari: <span style="color: #ff6600;"><strong>+628988039363 ( ve )</strong></span></td> </tr>
<tr> <td>sNin:bKin LgU<br />
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kMz:cOnsERt LivE<br />
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Jm’At:sHow d tV<br />
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MnGg:pMotRetAn<br />
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wLpuN Q sbK,Q mSh pNy wQt wAt mZ U kN?hEhe..</td> </tr>
<tr> <td align="center" rowspan="2" width="3%"><strong>155</strong></td> <td style="text-align: center;">kiriman dari: <span style="color: #ff6600;"><strong>+628998071xxx</strong></span></td> </tr>
<tr> <td>Woi..!Trnyta Lo mnfik y! Q g’nxngka! Q blgn ma Lo y<br />
g’ush blgu deh! Jgn sok baek ma Q! Q g’btuh Lo!<br />
Mndingn Lo mkir dl klo mw ngmngn orng!<br />
Lo kra lo cp…Pnting bgt Lo kr gt! Lo sdr g’,Lo sndr gmn??<br />
MUKA DUA LO! Jga tu mlut! Kcewa Q ma Lo<br />
jgn hrp Qt bs SHABAT’AN kyk dl lg!<br />
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.KaT..KaT..KaT..!<br />
Mn ExpReSix?<br />
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Msa diem gTu cie?<br />
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CoMenT dw0nk!<br />
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He He He<br />
Wakakakak,<br />
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KamerAaAaA<br />
ACti0n.<br />
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<tr> <td align="center" bgcolor="#666666" rowspan="2" width="3%"><strong>156</strong></td> <td style="text-align: center;">kiriman dari: <span style="color: #ff6600;"><strong>+6287878****** (en.,en.,)</strong></span></td> </tr>
<tr> <td>Innalillahi wa inna illaihi rojiun,<br />
brta duka dr SENIN kpd SELASA bhw RABU meninggal pd hr KAMIS,<br />
jd dhrpkn kpd JUMAT u/ mbrtahukn kpd SABTU bhw MINGGU libur;-)<br />
Haha…</td> </tr>
<tr> <td align="center" rowspan="2" width="3%"><strong>157</strong></td> <td style="text-align: center;">kiriman dari: <span style="color: #ff6600;"><strong>+62852693138xx (mil@)</strong></span></td> </tr>
<tr> <td>criTa w td s0re,<br />
AwL ny w ragU bwa dy. .<br />
KrNa w da mzLh ma dy. .<br />
Hti w Jd dag dig dug. .<br />
JgN” d JLn dy mNta pTuz. .<br />
W ngrza sMkiN Lma dy sMkN mNJaUh, muLai mreNggaNg. .<br />
Dtik dMi dtik. .<br />
W tkuT trJdi s’swTu yg gx d iNgin in. .<br />
TrNyTa duga’an w bNr. .<br />
D dPn org rMe dy mNta “pTuz”. .<br />
y aMpuN. .<br />
MLu bgT ne . .<br />
Akhr ny pTuz Jg. .<br />
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Huff.<br />
Wsbnrna gk sngp nrma knytaan.<br />
Cz dia yg sllu nmnind w kmna w prgi.<br />
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Dzr seNdaL siaLan. .<br />
DpN org rMe dy mnta pTuz. .<br />
Huh</td> </tr>
<tr> <td align="center" bgcolor="#666666" rowspan="2" width="3%"><strong>158</strong></td> <td style="text-align: center;">kiriman dari: <span style="color: #ff6600;"><strong>+62852693138xx (mil@)</strong></span></td> </tr>
<tr> <td>“KISAH KERJAAN ROKOK”<br />
~> @da s’org rja B’rnMa ‘ARDATH’ M’mpNyai puTra BrnM ‘LA’,<br />
sUatu hri keTKa sang ‘SURYA’ muncL PngRn diCuliK oLeh 3 prJRt Br’nMa ‘DJI,SAM,SOE’<br />
di sKAp di ‘GUDANG GARAM’ di pkuL Dgn ‘GENTONG’ smpai ‘BENTOEL BIRU’<br />
kmudian di sLmtKn koboy ‘MARLBORO’ di bW k’rmH Skt N di suTk dg ‘DJARUM SUPER’<br />
s’hingG smbuh N tMbh ‘SAMPEORNA’ $’kian Dngeng tuK Tdr mLM niE..<br />
~> Good Night<~</td> </tr>
<tr> <td align="center" rowspan="2" width="3%"><strong>159</strong></td> <td style="text-align: center;">kiriman dari: <span style="color: #ff6600;"><strong>+62852693138xx (mil@)</strong></span></td> </tr>
<tr> <td>KuTaNam SAYANG kaU saKiti..<br />
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kUtaNaM CINTA taK kaU haR9ai ..<br />
.<br />
kuTanaM RINDU kaU kHiaNati ,,,<br />
.<br />
daN<br />
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aKhiR’y ku TaNam BOM biaR kaU maTi !! He’</td> </tr>
<tr> <td align="center" bgcolor="#666666" rowspan="2" width="3%"><strong>160</strong></td> <td style="text-align: center;">kiriman dari: <span style="color: #ff6600;"><strong>+62852693138xx (mil@)</strong></span></td> </tr>
<tr> <td>Fisilitas SMS anda d’blokir krn wajah anda kurang MANIS.<br />
Untuk mengaktifkan ny kembali ketik:<br />
(mila bagi CUTE nya dikit donk) n kirim k’numz ini SEGERA!.,.</td> </tr>
<tr> <td align="center" rowspan="2" width="3%"><strong>161</strong></td> <td style="text-align: center;">kiriman dari: <span style="color: #ff6600;"><strong>+62852693138xx (mil@)</strong></span></td> </tr>
<tr> <td>Do yOu kNow!<br />
aDa 4 jNis mNyet d dUnia:<br />
1.yg Lg baCa<br />
sMs<br />
2.yg swot stlh<br />
bC sMs<br />
3.yg Lg siAp2 bLs<br />
sMs<br />
4.yg diEm az,cZ<br />
nyAdar sBg<br />
m0NyeT<br />
Hwehee..</td></tr>
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